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Samuel L. Jackson wants you to 'Rise Up'


I've wanted to pub the following copy for a while now. Imagine Jules Winnfield from the noir cult classic Pulp Fiction, allowing his home team loyalties to shine through:

"Ezekiel 25:17 - The path of the righteous bird is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil 'Aints, Panthers, and Bucs. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the Dome of Darkness; for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of displaced fans. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my Falcon brethren! And you will know our name is the FALCONS when we lay our vengeance upon thee!"

OK, well maybe not quite.

But how about the new Falcons television commercial featuring the one A-List actor who will always be cooler than you:

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